dankmemesreasonforliving:

catgirlprostateorgasm:

drtanner:

catasters:

CRIMINAL

miishae:

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

custer-mp3:

kristina100000:

i think the highest form of flattery is definitely old people staring at you at a grocery store like you have dynamite strapped to your body

starting a collection

strideofpride:

“If Jennifer Coolidge covered ‘Disturbia’ by Rihanna”

wexleresque:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

dayrlbiggins:

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

homeboygirl:

homeboygirl:

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

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